EXAMPLE 1
Co-worker: (while looking at a globe) Kate, do we live on the planet?
Me: (not at all surprised) Yes.
Co-worker: So right now, we are like, right here? (points to Mongolia)
Me: Nope (spins globe). We are right here (points to the US).
Co-worker: So, if we're already in space, why do astronauts have to go INTO space?
Me: Well, our planet is a part of space, but when people say that astronauts go into space, they mean that they leave Earth and go out to other places in our universe.
Co-worker: There are other places? (thinks for a while). That's probably where rainbows come from.

EXAMPLE 2
Guy on youtube: That ain't good.
My intern: (laughing at the guy on youtube) That guy dumb. He don't speak American no good.

EXAMPLE 3
Me: Can you please make a name tag for Mary Thompson?
Co-worker: (spelling it out loud as she is typing) M-E-R-R-Y T-O-M-S-O-N

Yikes.